Bread and shirt cusses
08:00 - Don white shirt. Prepare for world domination/business lunch.
09:00 - After successful preschool drop, find retrospectively inevitable jelly stain.
noon - Duck into store and get new shirt on sale.
12:30 - Annoy coffee shop clerks trying to get “stars”. Barristers strike back w/ the old Improperly-Seated Lid maneuver.
12:50 - Dribble coffee all down new shirt.
13:00 - Meeting.