Do nut, or not do nut
That is the question.
Yesterday on the way home from church, I was like, “Hey donuts anyone?” To which the general response was, “We don’t like donuts anymore, never did, only pretended to like them ever before, when each bite was like a murdered kitten to our mouths, but if you’re going to die without one, we’ll come and watch you eat a donut and try not to look at you with scornful pity the entire time.”
So guess what, I didn’t drive to the donut place. I acted like I wanted vegetables. I tried to make myself believe I wanted vegetables.
So now it’s 24 hrs later and I still want a donut. But if they come home from the playground with a donut for me, I will do a whole I Can’t Believe You Are So Awesome dance and then eat the donut, presumably with my eyes closed so I don’t have to see their Look.