aka “Santa Claus is Watching You Drown”

I can feel it
Snowing in the air tonight
Ho ho
I been waiting for this evening
My beard is white
Ho ho 

Well your mom told me
You were naughty
But I think you were good
I gave some coal before, my friend
But tonight I’m not sure if I should
From the North Pole I saw what you did
Saw you were basically nice
So you can pour me some skim
I’ll slip down your chim
This rooftop’s a pack of ice! 

::drum break::