I’m reading Hearts in Atlantis and it’s bumming me out how in fiction everyone is always losing their virginity while some really apropos song plays on the radio.  No one ever loses it at ten to the hour to commercials for the tractor pull.  

I presume the same thing goes on in Twilight-knockoff novels but with iTunes, and no one ever has their first time scored to, say, the theme from Shaft, the Celebrity Jeopardy! with Turd Ferguson, and the middle three minutes of chapter 12 of A Farewell to Arms.