Christina Hendricks: A Letter to Men →
nicolemarietherese: Reblogged for Frank. And everyone. Christina Hendricks is here to make us men feel good about ourselves. “Don’t change a thing, boys. Your pot belly is sexy and so is your smell,” she seems to say. Is that all I have to do, emit my smell? Give you a minute to slip into something slinky while I have a Scotch? Marilyn Monroe performed this same function...
This weekend I fell into a wikipedia vortex about Worlds Of Power. Seth Godin, Ninja Gaiden, Scholastic books, gaijin… There was no bottom. I eventually was stretched to an infinitely thin stream of mass/energy, compacted in wikipedia’s singularity, and emerged on its other side in my cubicle on Monday morning. It was worse than commuting, but not if there’s bad traffic.
“So You Want To Make An Omelet”
One thing that is going to give me trouble in life is that Jamiroquai’s video for “Virtual Insanity” is always gonna be the coolest thing I ever saw.
She leaves DVDs out label down, I leave them out label up.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing...– Mark Davies (via brooklynbridg)
Wait. Is Adam West gay?
When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised.– Fake AP Stylebook twitter
When in doubt, don’t say it.– one of Dad’s “Pretty Good Rules” and probably the one I have the hardest time following.
Libraries, schools, roads, and an OK deal on drunk...
Papa John’s “1040” online offer, good until midnight on April 15: large pizza with three toppings for $10.40. via
grammerslammar asked: Whoa, hey! It took me a little research to make sure there wasn't just another Przybysz coincidentally floating around tumblr. Tell your family I said hi.
Is the Buick the dentist considers stealing in the middle of episode 4 of Justified the same model as Cameron’s “piece of tin*” from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? * one of my favorite TV edits of all time.
Abducted into the Kidnapping Hall of Fame